It was a weird couple of weeks in the world of sports. Michael Phelps got caught with that bong. Former Atlanta running back Jamal Anderson got caught with Cocaine and Pot. It was confirmed A-Rod had been juicing. Big Ben told everyone he played in the Super Bowl with cracked ribs. Here's some advice I think Peyton would give to these prominent figures:
To MICHAEL:
Thanks. Just got a call from Kellogg about endorsing Corn Flakes. This is gonna be sweet.
TO JAMAL:
Look, Jamal, if you're going to have drugs in your car, you need a better plan. Next time, put them in a backpack in your trunk. Mix in some clothes that don't fit -- maybe a few toiletries -- and if a police officer happens to find the stash you can play dumb. "I've never seen that before, it must be one of my many friends I recently gave a ride to." Perfect.
TO ALEX:
Why would you pick Peter Gammons for that apology interview? If me or Eli were every caught juicing, we'd go with Rachel Nichols.
TO BEN:
Wow. That's great. You've won two Super Bowls already. But, that's not enough for you Big Ben. You have to go and tell everyone you orchestrated that comeback while nursing cracked ribs. No one likes a show off.
To MICHAEL:
Thanks. Just got a call from Kellogg about endorsing Corn Flakes. This is gonna be sweet.
TO JAMAL:
Look, Jamal, if you're going to have drugs in your car, you need a better plan. Next time, put them in a backpack in your trunk. Mix in some clothes that don't fit -- maybe a few toiletries -- and if a police officer happens to find the stash you can play dumb. "I've never seen that before, it must be one of my many friends I recently gave a ride to." Perfect.
TO ALEX:
Why would you pick Peter Gammons for that apology interview? If me or Eli were every caught juicing, we'd go with Rachel Nichols.
TO BEN:
Wow. That's great. You've won two Super Bowls already. But, that's not enough for you Big Ben. You have to go and tell everyone you orchestrated that comeback while nursing cracked ribs. No one likes a show off.
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