The Manningfesto

Objective: To look like Peyton and Eli as best we can, and to tell you what we think Peyton and Eli think about things.

1. We look like Peyton and Eli. This give us insights that people who don't look like Peyton and Eli can't possibly have.

2. On the opposite end of the spectrum are Matt and Tim Hasselbeck. We look nothing like them.

3. We watch the Sunday package, and have seen plenty of Peyton and Eli game breaks.

4. Both of us are skilled at watching commercials.

5. We refuse to go to San Diego.

6. Peyton and Eli are brothers. We are brothers. Our age difference is about right and we have another brother who is rarely heard from.

7. I think we thought of this first.

8. Neither one of us has been to Indianapolis, and we've only been to New York sporadically, so objectivity won't be a problem.

9. We only make lists that go to nine.